| O Brother What Art Thou | |
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 Episode 15 | |
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Season |
2 |
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Episode |
2 |
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Year |
2006 |
Characters[]
Transcript[]
Intro[]
- (Episode opens on the horizon of Orchid Bay, then we pan out to the woods where Juniper, covered in mud and leaves, has just finished fighting a red monster)
- Juniper Lee: (sighs) Ray Ray, you're too little to fight monsters.
- Ray Ray Lee: That's what I'm talkin' about! I'm small, spry, cagey. I can through their legs, hide in all sorts of nooks and crannies (gasps) like in their pockets, right? And they'd go, "Hmm, are those my car keys?" and "Pow"!
- Juniper Lee: Oh, look - you can't pow if you don't have any powers! (Ray Ray's about to interrupt) Nugh. Uh-uh. Shoving 45 grapes into your mouth doe not count.
- Ray Ray Lee: And two up my nose! Aw, c'mon, June, you gotta give me more game-time! It's like you're president, and I'm the VP, and when you croak, I gotta be ready to hit the field.
- Juniper Lee: Good to hear you're so anxiously awaiting my demise.
- Ray Ray Lee: It's not like I'd celebrate or anything. I'd be too busy kicking monster butt!
- Juniper Lee: Oh, Ray Ray-- (gets knocked down by a giant robot going haywire)
- Ray Ray Lee: Look! You're slipping! You didn't even see that guy comin'!
- (As the robot continues going crazy, Ray Ray jumps on a huge rock and jumps on it's head as it runs into a tree continuously)
- Ray Ray Lee: Give it up, you ugly, red-eyed hunk of evil metallic metal!
- (As he continues to beat up the robot's head, Juniper walks and knocks out it's batteries, shutting it off)
- Juniper Lee: Ray Ray...
- Ray Ray Lee: Whoa! I got him on the ropes, June! (bites one of the robot's horns) He's playing possum! Ha!
- Nerd Monster: (comes in) Oh, oh, oh, June! Thank heavens, June! You've cut my Mega Robotica 6000!
- Juniper Lee: (sighs) Benny, how many times do I have to tell you? Stop building machines. (gives the batteries to him) They will rise up against you.
- Ray Ray Lee: (continues to attack the robot) That's right! You wanna piece of me? You wanna piece of me?! Huh, do ya?!
- Benny: So, uh, should we tell him?
- Juniper Lee: Nah, it's good for self-esteem.
- (They watch Ray Ray continuously fighting the robot)
- Benny: He never runs out of juice, does he?
- Juniper Lee: Not in 8 long years.
- Ray Ray Lee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
- (Cue the theme song)
Making a Growth Potion[]
- (Scene opens in the Lee residence where Juniper and Monroe are talking to a tiny giant)
- Juniper Lee: You're a what?
- Tiny Giant: I'm a giant.
- Monroe: A giant what?
- Tiny Giant: A giant! A giant! You know, "Fee-fi-fo-fum".
- (They laugh)
- Tiny Giant: It's not funny!
- Monroe: Well, it is a little bit. (laughs) A little bit! You get that? (laughs)
- Tiny Giant: Cut it out!
- Monroe: Oh, don't you get short with me. (laughs) Short! Oh, it's too easy!
- Tiny Giant: That's what I'm talkin' about! I've been made fun of me whole life! My family is supposed to keep the peace in giant territory, my brothers have retired, and now it's on me. Who's gonna listen to me looking like this?!
- Juniper Lee: So, uh, you want me to help me get bigger?
- Tiny Giant: Exactly! Just once, I'd like someone to ask me, "How's the weather up there?", "Are you a basketball player?" or "Duck!"
- Juniper Lee: I guess we can make you a growth potion (the tiny giant smiles as she leans and whispers to Monroe) Um, we can do that, right?
- Monroe: Aye, but it'd be no small task. (chuckles) Small task! (he and Juniper laugh again) I didn't even mean that one!
- (The tiny giant gets angry at their puns and leaves)
- Monroe: Oh, look how cute he walks away on his wee legs! Wee! (they laugh once more)
- (Cut to them making the growth potion in her room)
- Monroe: Alright, alright, next add a smidgeon of dust root.
- Juniper Lee: A smidgeon? How much is a smidgeon?
- Monroe: A bit less than a dash-- a tad more than a pinch.
- Juniper Lee: (adds the dust root on the potion and sniffs it) Yuck! Ugh! It smells like somebody set buffalo poop on fire.
- Monroe: Aye, that's how you know it's working.
- (Ray Ray comes in holding grapes)
- Ray Ray Lee: 46, baby! (munches the grapes)
- Monroe: For pity's sake, get back! You're a walking health hazard!
- Ray Ray Lee: (sees the growth potion) What's going on?
- Juniper Lee: Growth potion.
- Ray Ray Lee: No way! You need a taste tester? I can be a taste tester.
- Juniper Lee: (pushes him away from the growth potion) Get off! Remember last time you drank a potion? You burped for 9 hours straight.
- Ray Ray Lee: (sighs) Best day of my life.
- Juniper Lee: (her bracelet starts glowing) Oh, man, fire demons in the city pool again? Ugh, I told them open swim's 11:00 to 2:00 on Sundays.
- Ray Ray Lee: Mmm-mmm-mmm. You guys better get on that. I'll watch the potion.
- Juniper Lee: Okay, how stupid do you think I am? (pushes Ray Ray out of her room and closes her door)
- Ray Ray Lee: Come on, give me one more sip, a taste test, quality control. June, you gotta think about the customer.
- Juniper Lee: Stay out of my room! (leaves with Monroe)
- (Ray Ray tries to open Juniper's door, but it's locked. He thinks about it and gets an idea. Cut to Barbara typing on her computer)
- Ray Ray Lee: Mom, can I borrow a credit card?
- Barbara Lee: No.
- Ray Ray Lee: ATM?
- Barbara Lee: No.
- Ray Ray Lee: Driver's license?
- Barbara Lee: No.
- Ray Ray Lee: Library card?
- (Beat)
- Barbara Lee: Glad to see you take an interest in reading! (gives him her library card)
- Ray Ray Lee: Knowledge is power, toots!
- Barbara Lee: What'd you call me?
- Ray Ray Lee: I love you!
- (He slides the card on the door and unlocks it. He tries to grab the cauldron, but is too heavy. He thinks and gets another idea. Cut to Barbara washing the dishes in the kitchen)
- Ray Ray Lee: Can I borrow a ladle?
- Barbara Lee: No.
- Ray Ray Lee: Turkey baster?
- Barbara Lee: No.
- Ray Ray Lee: Ice cream scoop?
- Barbara Lee: No.
- Ray Ray Lee: Straw?
- (She gives him a straw)
- Ray Ray Lee: Bendy straw?
- Barbara Lee: Don't push it.
- (He goes back to Juniper's room and uses the straw to taste the growth potion. Afterwards, he groans in disgust and burps loudly)
- Ray Ray Lee: That was awesome! (tastes the rest of the potion) Alright, it's grow time!
- (He stands to wait something happening as time passes by from 11:55 to 12:15. He keeps waiting, but nothing happens)
- Ray Ray Lee: Aw, man! I guess it's back to plan B: chocolate milk.
- (He squeezes three squirts of chocolate syrup in a cup and a dash of milk. As he's about to drink it, his hands grow big due to the growth potion)
- Ray Ray Lee: Cool! (He tries them out by clapping, making dance moves and doing the devil horn gestures like a rock star when he hears Juniper who gets home)
- Juniper Lee: (offscreen) Oh please! The point of being a fire demon is to be on fire, I don’t care how hot they get they should learn and deal to stay out of the public pool.
- (Ray Ray frantically looks around for a way to hide his big hands. He spots the sink and splashes everywhere with them to make it look like he's doing the dishes as Juniper and Monroe enter the kitchen)
- Ray Ray Lee: Oh, hi guys, didn't hear you coming.
- Juniper Lee: Uh, listen, Ray Ray, I kind of felt bad about snapping at you before, so, uh... here. (gives him an ice cream)
- (Ray Ray remembers not to try to show Juniper his huge hands)
- Ray Ray Lee: Emmmm, no thanks. Really wanna get this dishes done.
- Juniper Lee: (suspiciously) Are you feeling okay?
- Ray Ray Lee: Yeah, great. It's just Mom and Dad do so much for us I... really wanna give 'em something back. (Continues pretending to do the dishes as Juniper leaves, and afterwards takes his hands out of the sink) Ahh, with big hands comes big responsibilities...and no ice cream. (looking at his wet hands) Hoo! I gotta moisturize these puppies.
- (He looks around for any moisturizer cream and spots one called "Oooh Squishy! SPF 45". He squirts the bottle on his hands to moisturize them when his feet grow big, ripping his shoes off)
- Ray Ray Lee: (gasps) That's what I'm talkin' about! (He tests his big feet by dancing and hopping around) Oh, yea-- (a purple tail with yellow spots pops out of his butt) Okay, didn't see that coming.
- (Cut to Juniper and Monroe in her room as he sniffs the potion)
- Monroe: You know, it still seems a teeny bit off. Ha! Teeny bit! Did you hear what I said? Yet another pun about--
- (They feel the house shake. They walk into the hallway to investigate and see Ray Ray now a dinosaur-type monster)
- Ray Ray Lee: This is totally not my fault.
Ray Ray the Monster[]
- Juniper Lee: (gasps) Ray Ray, what did you do?!
- Ray Ray Lee: Nothing.
- Juniper Lee: You're a monster! What did you do?!
- Ray Ray Lee: Oh, that! Funny story--
- Monroe: He drank the potion. (Ray Ray smiles nervously) It looks like we've added a tad too much of the lizard scales.
- Ray Ray Lee: (as he looks himself in a mirror) You guys should totally thank me for drinking that bad boy before giving it to the giant dude. I am pretty sure he didn't want to be turned into a huge lizard.
- Monroe: Aye. He'd been more than a tiny bit upset. Ha! Tiny bit upset! You get that...?
- Juniper Lee: Now's not the time!
- Barbara Lee: (comes in) June... have you seen Ray Ray? He has my library card.
- Juniper Lee: (as Ray Ray tries to hide himself) Oh, uh, he's, um, in the basement. Yeah, I'll get it for you.
- Barbara Lee: Thanks. (leaves)
- Ray Ray Lee: (stammers) How come Mom couldn't see me?
- Monroe: Because you're a magical creature now.
- Ray Ray Lee: You mean I'm invisible and a monster? This just keeps getting better and better! (laughs, but grows a little) Dude, you guys are shrinking.
- (He grows a little bit more. Cut to Juniper and Monroe attempting pushing Ray Ray out the back door)
- Juniper Lee: Ray Ray, a little help?!
- (Ray Ray gets up and walks out, breaking the doorway with his monster backside)
- Juniper Lee: (dryly) Thanks.
- (Fade to seven cauldrons of different potions to change Ray Ray back with Juniper stirring one with a spoon)
- Juniper Lee: Alright, this should reverse it.
- (She gives the spoon to Ray Ray as he blows the spoon gently, tastes the potion and gets disgusted)
- Ray Ray Lee: Hold on. I feel somethin' (his stomach rumbles as he burps loudly and laughs) More of the same please, and keep 'em comin'!
- Juniper Lee: Here, try this one.
- (She gives Ray Ray another spoon filled with another potion as he sniffs it and tastes the potion, but it covers him in the shade of red. Juniper facepalms and gives another spoon as he tastes another potion, but it covers him in the shade of yellow, but he hiccups to the shade of blue. Juniper gives him yet another spoon as he tastes another potion, but it gives him rainbow polka dots)
- Ray Ray Lee: Woo-hoo! Somebody connect my dots! (laughs, but the shade of blue and polka dots disappear) Aww!
- Juniper Lee: What are we gonna do?
- (Ray Ray grows a little more)
- Monroe: Look, lass, if he keeps growing at this rate, we may have to, you know, banish him.
- Ray Ray Lee: Banish? Who we banishing? There's gonna be banishing? All right! (laughs as Juniper and Monroe look at him, making him realize...) You're gonna banish me? You can't banish me! I don't know anybody there! I'm too young! I'm only 8!
- Monroe: 8 tons! And if you grow any more, your enormous butt will crush the entire city.
- Ray Ray Lee: Well, I can get small. I'll do more cardio (starts doing it as he grows a little more, crushing the fence) I didn't do it!
- Juniper Lee: (facepalms) Hey, I got an idea.
- Monroe: Aye, you should have a last meal.
- Juniper Lee: No, no, no, no, no, no. If we can't turn Ray Ray back, what if we made another body and switched his brain?
- Monroe: You do hear yourself.
- Ray Ray Lee: If you're making a new body, could it be a litter taller and with wings? As long as you're making one. (Juniper stares in annoyance)
Making a New Body for Ray Ray[]
- (Cut to her making a new potion, breaking a tree branch and putting it in the potion and she's stirring)
- Juniper Lee: Shoes. (Monroe gives her the shoes and she throws them in the potion) T-shirt. (Monroe gives her the t-shirt and she throws it in the potion) Dirty socks. (Monroe gives her the sock and she throws it in the potion) Hair. (Monroe gives her a piece of Ray Ray's hair and she looks at it and throws it in the potion. She stirs the potion and fills a jar of it) And here we go.
- (She pours a drop of the potion to the ground, and it makes a dog version of Ray Ray)
- Ray Ray Lee: I'll take it! (Juniper and Monroe stare at him in annoyance)
- (She tries it again, but the potion makes a praying mantis version of Ray Ray. She tries it once again, but the potion makes a weird flower creature version of Ray Ray. She tries it again, but the potion makes a body of Ray Ray with elephant feet and trunk and moose antlers. She tries it yet again, but the potion makes a female superhero of Boomfist as Monroe gets smitten by it.)
- Monroe: Why don't we hang onto that one? (Juniper looks at him) I'm saying, just as a back up, you know.
- (She tries it one more time, and the potion successfully makes a new body of Ray Ray, but grows a mustache)
- Juniper Lee: Eh, close enough.
- (Monroe shaves the mustache off his the Ray Ray body's face)
- Monroe: What's the Orb of Drakaron for?
- Juniper Lee: Well, goblins use it to transport stuff back and forth, so it should work switching his brain. (scratches head) Right?
- Monroe: Eh, it's worth a shot.
- Ray Ray Lee: Worth a shot? This is my melon you're playin' all fast and loose with!
- Monroe: True, it wouldn't be the greatest loss.
- Juniper Lee: Hey, don't worry. (pats on Ray Rays snout) I know what I'm doing. (she walks a few inches from the two bodies and she points the orb at the monster Ray Ray)
- Monroe: (whispering) Other way, lass.
- Juniper Lee: Oh, yeah. (points the orb at the Ray Ray body as it starts to glow)
- Ray Ray Lee: Uh, uh, maybe we should talk--
- (The orb transports Ray Ray's brain from the monster Ray Ray's body to the new body as they fall unconscious)
- Juniper Lee: Ray Ray! Ray Ray! Are you alright? Say something!
- Ray Ray Lee: I... I... (wakes up) I'm starving! Man, what a ride! Let's do that again!
- Monroe: I'd say his brain is workin' at full capacity.
- Juniper Lee: (hugs him, then hits him lightly) Now stay out of my room!
- Ray Ray Lee: Ow! Okay, already! Do I look taller? I feel taller!
- Juniper Lee: Come on, let's get you something to eat. (they walk away)
- Ray Ray Lee: What about the big guy?
- Juniper Lee: Eh, he's got no brain, so he's harmless. We'll deal with him later.
- Ray Ray Lee: Ah. (checks his belly) Cool, I got a new mole.
- (The monster Ray Ray suddenly wakes up and roars angrily. The trio scream and run away as the monster Ray Ray starts chasing them)
Juniper vs. the Ray Ray Monster[]
- (In the park, a squirrel is eating it's nut, as the trio are still being chased by the monster Ray Ray as it destroys a bench and breaks a statue, which lands on two cars. Juniper carries Ray Ray and Monroe up a tree, jumping, thinking they're safe, but the monster grows a little more and roars at them. They scream and climb higher as the monster Ray Ray starts bashing his head on the tree and Juniper holds a stone)
- Ray Ray Lee: What's that?
- Juniper Lee: A banishment stone. I'm gonna zap Barney here to Never Neverland.
- Ray Ray Lee: No! (makes Juniper miss her shot, zapping a car and banishing it instead)
- Monroe: What in Great MacGregor's ghost do you think you're doing?!
- Juniper Lee: Ray Ray.
- Ray Ray Lee: You can't hurt him.
- Juniper Lee: Why not?
- Ray Ray Lee: Well, 'cause he may not have my brain or my dashing good looks, but until 10 minutes ago, that monster dude was me. (Juniper looks at him) Me, June. You can't hurt me. Please?
- Monroe: Of all the ridiculous...
- (Juniper thinks about it as Ray Ray has a sad look)
- Juniper Lee: (sighs) Alright.
- Monroe: Alright?! Have you lost...
- Juniper Lee: Chill out! Look, I'll try and lull him to sleep by pounding the snout out of him. Here, the stone will power up again in a minute. Monroe, if I can't bring down Godzilla here, you take him out.
- Ray Ray Lee: If you can catch him. (the Ray Ray monster starts running off) Man, I'm fast. (cut to later as the trio go after it) You made the right, June! Monster he's not evil, he's just misunderstood.
- (Cut to a baseball field where the Ray Ray monster starts destroying it)
- Ray Ray Lee: Okay, maybe he's a little evil.
- (Juniper jumps to the field to face the Ray Ray monster)
- Juniper Lee: Hey, dork-a-saurus!
- (The Ray Ray monster charges towards her, but she jumps behind her as it charges towards her again, but she runs underneath its body and slides to the base. The Ray Ray monster roars and charges towards her again, but she jumps and kicks it on the head, knocking it to the batting cages. The Ray Ray monster grows a little more and roars as Juniper charges towards it and tries to punch it in the stomach to no avail. The Ray Ray monster knocks Juniper with its tail and it grows a little more)
- Monroe: The monster's getting too big for her. She's gonna get hurt.
- Ray Ray Lee: Sounds like a job for the vice president!
- Monroe: No, we have to banish him. (holds the banishment stone)
- Ray Ray Lee: But...
- Monroe: Sorry, lad, there's no other way. June! (throws the banishment stone to her)
- (Juniper missed getting stomped by the Ray Ray monster as she grabs the banishment stone. The Ray Ray monster gets on all fours and charges towards her and she prepares to use the banishment stone on the monster until...)
- Ray Ray Lee: STOOOOOOP!!!! (The Ray Ray monster stops at a halt) Sit! (The Ray Ray monster does so) Good boy!
- Juniper Lee: Oh, how'd you do that?
- Ray Ray Lee: I told ya-- the dude's me. I like me, the only way he listens is if you yell.
- (Fade back to the backyard with Juniper, Monroe and the tiny giant)
- Monroe: The bad news is there's no growth potion. The good news is... well it's not exactly good news, more above average.
- Tiny Giant: And just how am I supposed to keep peace in giant territory if I'm not big?
- Juniper Lee: Oh, the same way I do. It'll be a team effort.
- (Ray Ray comes in with the Ray Ray monster on a leash)
- Ray Ray Lee: 900,000 pounds of Ray Ray muscle at your service.
- (The giant looks at the Ray Ray monster)
- Tiny Giant: This is for me?
- Ray Ray Lee: He eats chocolate, dim sum, orange soda, Hawaiian pizza, caramel corn, or if he had none of that, just plain sugar, no vegetables, and he's not big on brushing his teeth, and whatever you do, don't try to give him a bath. You'll be way sorry. (gives the leash to the giant) Keep him well, little dude.
- Tiny Giant: I don't know what to say. This is fantastic. Though I reckon he's also a big responsibility. You know what I mean? (They stare at him blankly) Get it? 'Cause he's big, right? Taking care of him is certainly a tall order! Am I right?
- Juniper Lee: Are you saying you don't want him?
- Tiny Giant: No, it's a joke.
- Ray Ray Lee: (laughs) I get it! Kinda.
- Tiny Giant: Yep! The two of us will certainly be living large, eh? (laughs)
- (They continue staring at him blankly)
- Tiny Giant: Oh, forget you guys. Come on, Ray Ray. (leaves with the Ray Ray monster)
- Monroe: A wee bit of a short fuse on that one.
- Ray Ray Lee: (laughs) Short fuse! Oh, it's a good one, dude! 'Cause he's short!
- Monroe: Yes, but we solved his little problem.
- (They all laugh)
- Ray Ray Lee: Stop, man! I'm gonna puke! Ha ha!
Epilogue: Giant Territory[]
- (We are shown with two giants in giant territory, arguing with each other)
- Derek: You can't a bring a zombie into it! I ought to just-- (shoves the other giant)
- Tiny Giant: (comes in with the Ray Ray monster) Alright, what's all this then?
- Derek: Blimey! A talking spotted monster!
- Tiny Giant: It's not the monster, it's me, you git!
- Tiny Giant: What's your name, talking wart?
- Tiny Giant: You know very well who I am, Derek. Now move it along before you get pounded! Come on!
- (Derek and the other giant laugh and walk away)
- Tiny Giant: It's not funny!
- (Episode ends)