Jasmine Lee: Why this doesn't happen when I have a date, I'll never know.
Juniper Lee: (same time with Ray Ray) Oh Ah-Mah!
Ray Ray Lee: (same time with June) Aaaugh! Don't say that!!!
Monroe: Your Grandmother was forced to stay an extra 30 years when the mantle of Te Xuan Ze skipped your father. She had to remain in Orchid Bay 3 extra decades for Juniper, she spent her whole life here. If anyone ever had the right to complain it's her.
Michael Lee: Meng Mei and Jin, I don't know that part of the family.
Jasmine Lee: Imagine that.
Jasmine Lee: (after being turned younger) What's everybody staring at?
Ray Ray Lee: Whoa, Ah-Mah, you look hot.
Juniper Lee and Monroe: Eww!
Ray Ray Lee: What? I can't say my own grandmother looks hot?
Juniper Lee and Monroe: NO!
Jasmine Lee: (giggles) Of course you can sweetie, your Ah-Mah could never get tired of hearing it.
Juniper Lee: (to Ah-Mah) Good thing we're the same size now.
Michael Lee: (heard upstairs) Kids, is your grandmother up there? Her purse is down here. Mom?
Ray Ray Lee: Quick! Hide under here! (June and Ray Ray run her over to the bed, it's full of junk) No, in there! (they run her over to the closet, junk spills onto the floor)
Juniper Lee: Ray Ray!
Ray Ray Lee: Well whaddaya want for 5 bucks?! (Michael comes in)
Michael Lee: Mom! Are you in? Oh! Who's this?
Ray Ray Lee: Uh, this is... our cousin! Yeah! Cousin... Roxanne! From Hong Kong. She's in town for a few days and Ah-mah thought she'd like to stay with us.
Michael Lee: That's, wonderful! Roxanne, so great to meet you! So, uhm, who are you related to?
Jasmine Lee: Uh- uh, I, I'm uh-I am a... I'm a Dwan! Ming-Mei and Jin's daughter.
Michael Lee: Huh, (mumbled) Ming-Mei and Jin... ...Huh. Well I don't know that part of the family.
Jasmine Lee: Imagine that.
Ray Ray Lee: Phew! No need to thank me! (smugly) ...Cousin Roxanne. Hhhhigh-five!
Jasmine Lee: Ray Ray, why didn't you just say I was a friend from school! Now I gave to sleep here! And what kinda name is Roxanne?!
Ray Ray Lee: A cool name! Like a Vegas show-girl, or, or a one who drives a trucker! We could call ya Roxie! (Micheal appears out of the doorway)
Michael Lee: Hey, I like that! So, aunt Barbara's gonna call the school in the morning, sooo (points at "Roxie") Roxie can go to class with you and see how the kids in the states have it! It's gonna be fun! (he leaves, June and Ah-Mah give Ray Ray a look)
Ray Ray Lee: ...Five bucks I can get ya out of it. (Juniper slaps his shoulder) Ow! ... Two bucks. (sees June raise her hand again, runs off-screen)
Juniper Lee: (to Ah-Mah) Yeah well one of the downsides of being a kid, is that you have to go to school. (all of June's friends come up)
Roger Radcliffe: Whoa, June, who's your new friend?
Jasmine Lee: (whispering to June) Oh yeah, this is gonna be a non-stop party.
Juniper Lee: Oh uh, hey guys, this is my cousin, Roxanne.
Roger Radcliffe: Well, uh, any cousin of June's is a, uh... cousin of mine!
Ophelia Ramírez: (sarcastic) Smooth, Roge.
Jody Irwin: (slowly but loudly) Welcome to America, my name is JODY, can you say JODY?
Teacher: So Jasmine, why don't you tell us a little about China?
Jasmine Lee: I haven't been to China in 40 years! (the class stares at her, June gives her a look) I mean uh, for awhile, but I'm sure it hasn't changed since I left it.
Roxanne: Any other questions?
Kid: Do you know karate? (she sighs, annoyed)
Roxanne: First of all, karate is JAPANESE, second of all why do people always ask Asians those same questions? First question, "What are you?", second question, "Do you know karate?". So, I'm Chinese, and yes, I know karate. And over 26 other styles of hand-to-hand combat! (jumps up and lands on desk in a combat position, June gives her a look) Uh, we learn it in gym class.
Teacher: Now Roxanne, there's one question I like to ask all my students, what would you like to be when you grow up?
Jasmine Lee: A size 4! (laughs, June gives her a look, then she gets serious) I guess what I really wanted to do was become an archaeologist. Studying different cultures and people from all around the world.
Teacher: Well, you've still got time Roxanne.
Jasmine Lee: It would appear so.
Juniper Lee: (after she was turned back to normal) Ah-Mah, are you ok?
Jasmine Lee: I'm fine. Old again, but fine. (her pants rip, June giggles a little, Ah-Mah sighs) I knew I shoulda gone with the spandex.
Juniper Lee: Roger, go home!
Roger Radcliffe: Not until I see Roxanne!
Juniper Lee: Roxanne went back to China!
Barbara Lee: He's got five minutes, then I'm turning on the sprinklers.
Roger Radcliffe: Roxanne!!! (the sprinklers turn on, Roger slips and falls)
