I'll Get By with a Little Help from My Elf/Script

I'll Get By with a Little Help from My Elf
Episode 8
Season	1
Episode	8
Year	2005

Transcript

Intro

(Episode begins at Orchid Bay Palace in the evening where Jody, Ophelia and Roger are at the ticket booth waiting for Juniper so they can see "Explosions 2" and Jody checks her watch)

Jody Irwin: Where's June? The movie's about to start!

Ophelia Ramírez: Um, hello, no it's not. There's, like, 40 minutes of commercials and trailers before the movie even st--

Jody Irwin: We don't have popcorn, we don't candy and we don't have seats. We have a lot to do before this picture starts!

Ophelia Ramírez: You really don't like being late.

Jody Irwin: I really don't like being late!

Roger Radcliffe: (sees a poster for "Shark-o-Dile") Guys, check it! "Attack of the Shark-o-Dile"! We gotta see this!

Jody Irwin: One movie at a time, Roger!

Ophelia Ramírez: (dials Juniper on her phone) June, where are you?

(Cut to Juniper on a roof)

Juniper Lee: Oh, I'm sorry, Ophelia, I got tied up.

(Pan out to see her literally tied up with magic rope. A large demon named Donnie appears, floating, but Juniper cuts herself free with a magic sword)

Juniper Lee: You wanna try this on?! Think you're about a size ten! (Uses the magic sword to blast Donnie to a dental billboard, knocking out the teeth)

Ophelia Ramírez: Okay, what?

Juniper Lee: Oh, nothing. I'll be there in, like, five minutes.

(Donnie emerges from the billboard, flies, lands on the roof and summons a wormhole)

Juniper Lee: Make that ten.

Roger Radcliffe: But "Shark-o-Dile" is a love story between nature and evil mutant science. And it's half-inspired by parts of a true story.

Jody Irwin: Ugh, Roger, there's no such thing as a half-shark, half-crocodile.

(An actual shark-o-dile emerges out of the wormhole as Donnie laughs evilly and starts grinding his nails with a nail file. The crocodile head grabs the sword and throws it away. The shark head tries to bite Juniper, but she dodges it and punches it. She then jumps and knocks their heads into each other. The shark-o-dile tries to hit Juniper with its fists, but she dodges them. She grabs a pole. The shark-o-dile roars and charges towards her with her charging towards it. They keep charging towards each other until she pole vaults and kicks the shark-o-dile, sending it and Donnie back through the wormhole as it disaappears. She gets blown by the wind and she falls from the roof, collecting pieces of drying clothes from a clothesline and she arrives at the theater.)

Juniper Lee: Hey, guys.

Ophelia Ramírez: (sees the pile of clothes on Juniper) You and me seriously need to go shopping.

Jody Irwin: Come on! Move it, people! Move it, move it!

(They start walking in the theater)

Roger Radcliffe: Hey, June, do you think a shark-o-dile has the head of a shark or a crocodile?

Juniper Lee: Both. Trust me.

(Cue the theme song)

Juniper's Duties

(Scene begins in a montage beginning with Juniper playing a video game with Ray Ray when her bracelet starts glowing. Cut to her fighting a bird monster, punching it and knocking off its feathers. Cut to her at volleyball in school when her bracelet starts glowing again. Cut to her fighting a trio of fire-breathing bat-like monsters with a shield. Cut to her napping in her bed when her bracelet starts glowing yet again. Cut to her rescuing a blue monster child that got stuck up in a tree and gives him to its mother. Cut to Orchid Bay Elementary School where Juniper is in the gymnasium doing basketball practice with Jasmine)

Juniper Lee: Okay, give it up, grandma!

Jasmine Lee: In your dreams!

Ray Ray Lee: Defense, Ah-Mah, defense! Show her how you kick it old-school! This is awesome!

Monroe: It's a complete waste of time is what it is! Drive it to the hole, June! Drive to the hole!

(Juniper dribbles the ball, runs towards Jasmine, dribbles in front of her while Jasmine blocks her, but Juniper runs around her and tries to make the shot in slow-motion, but Jasmine dodges the shot)

Jasmine Lee: Rejected! You got served! Who's your daddy's mama? Who's your daddy's mama? (laughs mockingly)

(Juniper smiles. We fade to Jasmine's balcony at her house where Jasmine makes Juniper tea)

Jasmine Lee: Juniper, what's the matter? I always beat you like a rug, but you were really stinking up the court today.

Juniper Lee: (yawns) It's 'cause I've been kicking monster butt since 5:30 in the morning. Can't these guys sleep in?

Jasmine Lee: Your job is the same as every great protector that came before you.

Juniper Lee: I know, I know, but back then, the world was boring. It was like fight monsters or churn butter. I got better things to do.

Jasmine Lee: Ah, you do too much-- newspaper, volleyball, yearbook.

Ray Ray Lee: I can be the Te Xuan Ze if you want. It's no biggie.

Monroe: Oh, right, and how would you manage battling monsters with absolutely no powers and the agility of a 3-neck boronzo demon? That, by the way, was an insult.

Ray Ray Lee: I got powers, I just haven't revealed them yet.

Juniper Lee: Seriously, Ah-Mah, this great protector stuff, it's majorly stressing me out.

Jasmine Lee: Just as you must maintain balance between the worlds of magic and humanity, you must...

Jasmine Lee and Juniper Lee: Find balance in your own life.

Jasmine Lee: But you should really drop math leagues. Why'd you join that anyway? It couldn't have been to meet boys.

Juniper Lee: (sees her bracelet glowing; groans) Duty calls. (leaves)

Monroe: Let's go, magic boy.

Ray Ray Lee: I knew you were gonna say that.

Monore: Oh...

Ray Ray Lee and Monroe: Shut up.

Ray Ray Lee: And bam! You see, baby? Magic powers!

The Helper Elf

(Scene fades to Mrs. Gomez's classroom where Roger presents his report)

Roger Radcliffe: Ahem. My report is on The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, which is about, uh, a berry from, uh, Finn Land, who has adventures with other fruits-- apples and oranges, mostly, but I don't wanna give away the ending.

Juniper Lee: (comes in, covered in mud as Roger sneaks away to his desk) Hi, sorry I'm late, Ms. Gomez. I missed my bus and my grandmother had to drive me.

Mrs. Gomez: Again?

Juniper Lee: (gives Mrs. Gomez her report on a magazine) Here's my book report. (runs to her desk)

Ms. Gomez: On the back of a magazine?

Juniper Lee: Oh, you know me, Miss Environmental. (chuckles) Save a tree!

Jody Irwin: (leans over Juniper) June, you missed another yearbook meeting. That's three in a row!

Juniper Lee: (sighs) I know. Sorry.

Ophelia Ramírez: (leans over Juniper) And where were you last night? We were gonna go over my website. It goes live Wednesday.

Mrs. Gomez: Ladies, quiet down and put your books under your desk because pop quiz!

Juniper Lee Quiz? On what?

Jody Irwin: Probably the Louisiana Purchase. We studied it last week, remember?

(Ms. Gomez gives Juniper her quiz)

Ophelia Ramírez: It's easy, you know. Remember Lewis and Clark?

Juniper Lee: Is that a department store?

Mrs. Gomez: (checks her watch) You have 15 minutes, people.

(Juniper looks at her classmates taking the quiz and places her head on her desk in despair)

Voice: Psst. Psst.

(Juniper looks around and sees a helper elf)

Helper Elf: Hey, kiddo.

Juniper Lee: Dude, I'm taking a quiz. I can't help you.

Helper Elf: No, doll, I'm here to help you. I'm a helper elf, local 592. (shows her his union badge)

Juniper Lee: Get out of here!

Helper Elf: (climbs onto Juniper's desk) Hey, hey, I'm just trying to do my job! (sees her test) You study for that thing?

Juniper Lee: Uh...

Helper Elf: No, 'cause you're too busy getting a buffalo snake out of the city pool and stopping a rock ogre from eating the sun, am I right?

Juniper Lee: It was an ice ogre.

Helper Elf: Whatever. The point is, you pound the pavement for us magic folk 24/7. But what do you get in return, huh? Right, nada, zip, bupkis! My point exactly! You wanna fail that quiz?

Juniper Lee: No.

Helper Elf: (pulls out a scroll from his jacket and shows her the answers to the Louisiana Purchase quiz) Here's one through fifteen, and extra credit is either some declaration or proclamation, definitely one of the shuns. (she looks at the scroll) What's the matter, too good to take help from a helper elf?

Juniper Lee: (takes the scroll) Thanks.

Helper Elf: Yeah, it's what I do.

(She starts copying down the answers from the scroll on her quiz while the helper elf stands around her desk casually)

Helper Elf: You, uh, wanna go hit the racetrack after this? I gotta good tip on a nag in the sixth. (Juniper gives her a glare) S'okay, finish up.

(She continues copying down the answers, then we cut to her and Jody walking out the school)

Jody Irwin: Wow, A+ one the quiz! You aced it!

Juniper Lee: Uh, yeah, thanks.

Jody Irwin: Don't forget I need you to take pictures tomorrow for my article in the school paper. It's part one of my three-part series on the correlation between high test scores and really good shoes.

Juniper Lee: (sees her bracelet glowing) Oh, uh, Jody, I'm not sure I can--

Helper Elf: Psst. (peeks out from up a tree)

Jody Irwin: Oh, June, you promised. I can't run the article without pictures.

(The helper elf takes a picture and gestures her that he should do the pictures)

Juniper Lee: Don't worry, I'm on it.

Jody Irwin: Really? Are you sure?

Juniper Lee: Have 'em on your desk by noon.

Helper Elf: 3:00.

Juniper Lee: 3:00.

(Cut to Juniper in her room looking through pictures of shoes)

Helper Elf: Naturally, you want to backlight a high top sneaker.

Juniper Lee: These are amazing. And you did my math homework?

Helper Elf: Eh, it's nothing. I was on a roll.

Juniper Lee: Wow! You know, this is kinda cool. Ah-Mah says I had to quit stuff, but wait 'til I tell her I got a helper elf.

Helper Elf: Whoa, whoa, whoa! (jumps off her bed) You can't tell nobody about me.

Juniper Lee: Why not?

Helper Elf: Uh, because whoever you tell, they're gonna want help, too, and, uh, my dance card is full.

Juniper Lee: It's just Ah-Mah and Ray Ray and Monroe. I tell them everything.

Helper Elf: Trust me, I've seen this before. You tell them, I'm gonna be fetching ice cream for the kid, making tea for the old lady, and washing the dog's feet. I don't wanna wash a dog's feet.

(A soccer ball bounces in Juniper's room and hits the helper elf to a wall)

Ray Ray Lee: (runs into her room) He shoot and scores! (laughs) Where'd it go?

Juniper Lee: What elf? No elf here!

Ray Ray Lee: My ball, ya freak. (grabs the soccer ball from under Juniper's bed) Got it!

Monroe: (comes in with a dustpan and brush) Stop with the kicking! You've already broken three windows!

Ray Ray Lee: Well maybe if somebody was a better goalie.

Monroe: I'm barely a foot long and I've got no thumbs.

Ray Ray Lee: That's your excuse for everything. Hey, June, can you come to my game tomorrow?

Juniper Lee: Uh...

Helper Elf: Psst. (gives her a thumbs up)

Juniper Lee: Sure, no problem.

(We fade in to Orchid Bay Elementary School)

Juniper Lee: (hands Jody the pictures of shoes) So here are the shoe photos, Jody. Oh, also, I wrote a companion article, "The X Factor: Socks".

Jody Irwin: These are awesome.

Ophelia Ramírez: June, I--

Juniper Lee: Your website went live this morning. 20,000 hits and counting.

Mrs. Gomez: Juniper, I see we made it before the bell.

(Jody and Ophelia go to their desks)

Juniper Lee: Hiya, Ms. Gomez. Here's my report on the platypus. (hands Mrs. Gomez her report)

Mrs. Gomez: But this isn't due for two weeks.

Juniper Lee: Oh, I had some free time. Oh, also, I made you those banana nut muffins you like so much.

Mrs. Gomez: Oh, I shouldn't.

Juniper Lee: They're sugar free, low carb.

Mrs. Gomez: Shut up!

Juniper Lee: Heh.

(Cut to the track filed where Juniper and the Helper Elf are walking while kids are playing soccer)

Helper Elf: (holding a planner) Okay, I moved your 4:30 to 5:00, cancelled conference call with the bridge trolls, tomorrow's lunch with some crustaceous gnomes, I recommend the flan.

Juniper Lee: Good. Oh, and pencil in those red Nile goblins for early Thursday night. I wanna be at dinner with my folks at 6:00.

Helper Elf: 6:00, got it.

Juniper Lee: (sees her bracelet glowing) Oh, crud. A Kilbana beast is heading towards the city.

Helper Elf: Kilbana beast? Get outta town! The Kilbana beast? I know that guy!

Juniper Lee: Yeah, well he's gonna wish he never met me.

Helper Elf: Hey, hey, kiddo. I can take care of that for you. The Kilbana beast and me, we go way back. We got a certain report, if you know what I mean.

Juniper Lee: Yeah, but it's my job to...

Helper Elf: No, no, no, no. You came here to watch the kid kick the ball around. Relax, I'll handle it.

Juniper Lee: I don't know--

Helper Elf: Have I ever let you down? Join the game.

Juniper Lee: Okay. But if you have any problems...

Helper Elf: Don't worry, I'm all over this! (runs off)

(Juniper walks to the bleachers and sits down to watch Ray Ray's soccer game as Ray Ray kicks the soccer ball to the net, scoring the game as Juniper applauds for him, but Mrs. Gomez taps Juniper's shoulder)

Mrs. Gomez: Juniper, I need to have a word with you. Now!

(Cut to her classroom where Michael and Barbara are there, very angry with Juniper)

Juniper Lee: Mom. Dad.

Michael Lee: You’re in big trouble, young lady.

(Commercial break)

Juniper Gets Grounded

Michael: You’re in big trouble, young lady.

Mrs. Gomez: June, I asked your parents here, because your report on the platypus. It was plagiarized. And in some cases, just plain wrong. The platypus did not discover America or ballroom dancing.

Barbara Lee: June, how could you do this?

Michael Lee: We're very disappointed in you.

Juniper Lee: But, it's not my fault.

Barbara Lee: Mm-hmm. Who's fault is it then?

Juniper Lee: (sighs) Nobody. It's just... well, I've been really busy and--

Michael Lee: Well, you're about to get less busy, young lady, because you're grounded!

(Cut to Juniper, Ray Ray and Monroe in her room after she gets grounded)

Monroe: AAAAAH! You didn't think it was a wee bit suspicious he was helping you for absolutely no reason at all?!

Juniper Lee: He's a helper elf! He had a badge!

Monroe: (points to Ray-Ray) This one had a t-shirt that says "Rock Star", you don't see me asking for his autograph!

Ray Ray Lee: That's 'cause it costs a dollar.

Juniper Lee: (sees her bracelet glowing) Oh, just what I need right now. Speed demons are freaking out. I'll be back in half and hour.

(Juniper tries to leave through her balcony since she is grounded, but is stopped by Michael who is outside)

Michael Lee: Going somewhere, young lady?

Juniper Lee: Oh, Dad. No, no, no, I was just staring out the old knee. Yep, it helps sometimes when the weather gets damp. I see there's a storm brewing, and I think--

Michael Lee: Back inside.

Juniper Lee: Yes, sir. (Goes back inside and closes her patio doors)

Monroe: Well, congratulations on being the first Te Xuan Ze forbidden to fight monsters by her parents.

Ray Ray Lee: June, you can totally super jump over Dad.

Juniper Lee: No, Ray Ray.

Ray Ray Lee: Or you could turn totally invisible. Or I'll turn totally invisible and we can make a huge flesh-eating zombie out of paper. Yeah! And then the two of us will distract Dad while you and Monroe conjure up screaming rhino with wings…

Juniper Lee: RAY RAY!!!

Ray Ray Lee: Okay, no rhino, a zebra.

Juniper Lee: I'm not going anywhere. I'm grounded.

Monroe: (takes out her phone) I better call your grandmother.

Juniper Lee: No, no, no, no. (takes her phone away from him) You can't tell Ah-Mah! It's to embarrassing. (sees her bracelet glowing) You guys gotta fill in for me.

Ray Ray Lee: Whoa. (shudders) I get to be the Te Xuan Ze? Yes! Whoa! This is gonna be so cool! (bolts out of the room and comes back with two different capes) What do you guys think? Red cape or blue cape? Keep in mind, the tights are navy.

Monroe: Juniper...

Juniper Lee: Monroe, it's gonna be fine. All you gotta do is calm the speed demons down. They're harmless.

Monroe: Aye, but is it absolutely necessary that I take the boy?

Ray Ray Lee: Dude, come on! We're a team! Every superhero needs a sidekick. (places a masquerade mask on Monroe's eyes)

Monroe: I'll give you a sidekick. (pushes him off)

Searching for the Speed Demons

(Cut to a junky part of the city when Ray Ray comes in his Boomfist outfit)

Ray Ray Lee: Show yourselves, evil creatures! The great protector commands it!

Monroe: (comes in) For the last time, boy, speed demons are not evil. They're just high-strung.

Ray Ray Lee: Well, they better get unstrung or they're gonna taste my boomerang of pain! (takes out a green kitchen sponge)

Monroe: That is a kitchen sponge.

Ray Ray Lee: Jealous much? You can't hide forever, speed demon guys!

(He does a dramatic pose. Beat)

Ray Ray Lee: Okay, seriously. Where are they?

Monroe: Shh.

(The speed demons start running all over)

Ray Ray Lee: Evil doers, halt! (two past him, tying himself with his own cape)

(Cut to Juniper's room where the helper elf opens Juniper's patio doors and jumps on Juniper's desk while she does her homework)

Helper Elf: Hey, kid, what's shaking?

Juniper Lee: (angrily) What's shaking? (grabs him by the jacket)

Helper Elf: Hey, watch the jacket, watch the jacket!

Juniper Lee: (groans) You plagiarized my whole report!

Helper Elf: Well yeah! What do I know about platypuses? They're some kind of vegetable, right?

Juniper Lee: I got a zero! I have to write the whole thing over again, my parents are furious with me, plus I'M GROUNDED!!! Ugh, you are like the worst helper elf ever!

Helper Elf: Hey! I'm the best helper elf! You got that, cookie? The best!

Juniper Lee: Yeah, how'd you figure that?

Helper Elf: 'Cause I'm not helping you, I'm helping Donnie. (Juniper stares in confusion) Donnie, big, floating guy on the roof, had a shark-gator thing going on. Anyhoo, Donnie wanted the Kilbana beast free, but he couldn't do that without putting you out of commission.

Juniper Lee: You set me up?

Helper Elf: Hey, look who just caught up. Welcome to the party! Help yourself to some punch!

Juniper Lee: So you came back here to, what, gloat?

Helper Elf: No. (grabs his purse) I forgot my purse.

Juniper Lee: Yeah, well you're the one who can help yourself... to some punch, 'cause I'm stopping your Kilbana beast right now.

Helper Elf: I don't know, darling. I think you're gonna have your hands pretty full saving your dog and brother. There's a reason those speed demons are freaking out.

Juniper Lee: Oh, what did you do?

Helper Elf: (chuckles) You'll find out. I swear, I'm getting Helper Elf of the Year for this one. (chuckles and leaves)

(Cut back to the area where the speed demons continues running all over.)

Ray Ray Lee: Come here, you! (One speed demon passes him) Halt! I said halt! (Another speed demon passes him) Please! (Another speed demon stops as Ray Ray tries to grab him, but crashes into a trash can and boxes)

Monroe: May I?

(He uses the trash can to trap the speed demon)

Monroe: Whoa, there, lad, calm down now. Deep cleansing breaths. Tell us what's upsetting you.

Speed Demon: (stammering) It was-- it was-- it was--

Monroe: Sound it out, me boy.

Speed Demon: A levia-- a levia-- a levia--

Ray Ray Lee: Dude, just spit it out!

Speed Demon: A leviathan frog!

Monroe: A leviathan frog? Oh, please! You over-caffeinated monkeys, that's ludicrous. A leviathan frog, indeed. In 600 years, there hasn’t been… (looks behind himself) A LEVIATHAN FROG!!!

(He and Ray Ray retreat as the leviathan frog appears in the scene)

(Commercial break)

Stopping the Leviathan Frog and the Kilbana Beast

(Ray Ray and Monroe keep running as the leviathan frog continues hopping past them and towards the city)

Ray Ray Lee: Yeah, you keep hopping! Hop away, you big yellowbellied, slimy, wart-covered... amphibian!

Monroe: He's heading for the city! We've got to stop him!

Ray Ray Lee: Are you crazy?! He's a three-ton frog! What are we gonna do, get a hundred-pound fly? (Monroe grabs his utility belt) My utility belt!

Monroe: Hey, bug breath, your mother was a tadpole! (kicks the utility belt's gadgets at it to get his attention. He then grabs Ray Ray's cape) Aha! Toro! Toro!

(The leviathan frog uses his tongue to grab the cape and eat it. Ray Ray and Monroe retreat as it tries to grab them with its tongue. Cut to Juniper in her room. Michael opens the door)

Michael Lee: Hey, honey, just checking you to see if you're okay.

Juniper Lee: Well, yeah, just doing some homework.

(He closes the door and reveals that Juniper has used a hologram of herself via crystal. Cut back to Ray Ray and Monroe still being chased by the leviathan frog)

Ray Ray Lee: Monroe, if we don't make it, I just want you to know... this is totally your fault!

(They run into an alley where they're cornered. The leviathan frog attempts to grab them with its tongue, but Juniper steps on it)

Juniper Lee: What's the matter, June got your tongue?

(She lets go of the tongue and gets on its back and it starts hopping. Cut to the beach where the Kilbana beast emerges from the water)

Surfer 1: Dude!

Surfer 2: Gnarly waves!

(They grab their surfboards to ride the waves. Cut to the helper elf on the pier, calling Donnie on his phone)

Helper Elf: Donnie, it's me. We're all good. (ends his call as he sees the Kilbana beast heading towards the city)

(Cut to Juniper still riding the leviathan frog as it jumps and grabs power lines from a transmission tower with its mouth and she grabs two lines an uses them like reins of a bridle)

Juniper Lee: Ya fight fire with fire, and ya fight giant mindless monsters with giant mindless monsters! Yah! (rides the leviathan frog like a horse on the rooftop buildings) Yee-haw! Ha ha! Yee-haw!

(The Kilbana beast is still heading towards the city as Juniper leads the leviathan frog towards it)

Juniper Lee: Yah! (whips the cables on the leviathan frog, signaling him to jump towards the Kilbana beast and she jumps off it)

(The leviathan frog lands on the Kilbana beast, and after a short pause, they growl at each other and engage in battle as they disappear in the water and Ray Ray and Monroe are watching from a rooftop)

Ray Ray Lee: Where'd they go?

Monroe: Oh, from whence they came, my boy. From whence they came.

Ray Ray Lee: Dude, can you ever say "I don't know"?

(Cut to Juniper in her room as Jasmine comes in)

Jasmine Lee: You can be grounded at my house from now on. I told your parents I have a lot of gardening to do. By the way, I really do.

Juniper Lee: Ah-Mah, I'm sorry I almost got the city destroyed. See, this helper elf showed up, and I was really stressed, and...

Jasmine Lee: I know.

Juniper Lee: No, no, it's different for me.

Jasmine Lee: No, it's not. (sits next to her on her bed) June, when I was Te Xuan Ze, I struggled as much as you, maybe more.

Juniper Lee: Really?

Jasmine Lee: But you don't need a helper elf. You have me and Monroe, heck, even Ray Ray, but give him small tasks. (Juniper hugs her) I know you will find a balance just as I did. Maybe until then, you can cut back on the extra curricular activities.

Juniper Lee: Yeah, I should probably quit volleyball. It's not fair I have super strength.

Jasmine Lee: Ah, stick it out 'til you win a championship.

Juniper Lee: (giggles) You know, Ah-Mah, those speed demons are still loose. Maybe tomorrow, you and I should--

Jasmine Lee: Oh, tomorrow's bad. I have yoga. But I can do Thursday.

Juniper Lee: Okay.

Jasmine Lee: But if we can be done by 6:00, I have a flying lesson.

Juniper Lee: (gasps) You're gonna fly airplanes?

Jasmine Lee: No! Dragons-- big ones!

Juniper Lee: Oh, neat. (giggles)

Epilogue: Donnie and the Helper Elf

(We are shown with Donnie and the helper elf at a racetrack)

Helper Elf: Hey, Donnie, it wasn't my fault. Hey hey, I had the kid hook, line and sinker. I didn't get the backup plan with the frog, and whoa-ho! Am I glad I took insurance out when I rented that thing, huh? You know what I mean? (sniffs) Anyway, how am I supposed to know the kid could ride a frog bareback? So, um, you know, we're good, right? (Donnie looks at him) That's what I'm talking about, Donnie! You're the best, the best! You see, that's the thing with us guys--

(Donnie banishes him with a single touch and continues watching the racehorses)

(Episode ends)