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+ | The transcript of [[A Helping H.A.M.]]. |
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+ | == Intro == |
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+ | (The episode is set at an office building.) |
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+ | '''LOUD EMPLOYEE:''' Twelve YEARS I've been at this company, Ted, TWELVE! I work nights, weekends, holidays... I haven't even been home to shower in three weeks, smell me! |
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+ | '''EMPLOYEE:''' We appreciate all your hard work... |
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+ | '''EMPLOYEE:''' And that's why I'm getting moved into the basement?!? |
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+ | ("Ted" activates the elevator) |
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+ | '''EMPLOYEE:''' Don't worry. It's a promotion. |
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+ | (elevator dings and starts dropping at a high speed, plastering LOUD EMPLOYEE ) |
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+ | '''EMPLOYEE:''' You don't really work for the Maywell corporation. What you 'really' work for... (LOUD EMPLOYEE drops) |
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+ | '''EMPLOYEE:''' ...is 'this'. (door opens to reveal a futuristic-looking hangar of planes, soldiers shooting at something invisible. "Ted" attaches a new name-card to the Loud Employee and suddenly monsters being shot at and captured appear. |
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+ | '''EMPLOYEE:''' Welcome to ''H.A.M.'' Humans Against Magic. (the elevator floor detaches and hovers off carrying both the employees.) |
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+ | '''EMPLOYEE:''' An organization whose sole purpose is to rid the world of magical beings. |
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+ | (Loud e,ployee and "Ted" pass around a metal orb construction, the camera zooms into the orb, revealing a table of H.A.M. workers.) |
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+ | '''[[Lex|LEX]]:''' Gentlemen. Despite our efforts we are losing our fight against magic. |
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+ | '''LEX:''' It continues to spread like a disease. |
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Latest revision as of 04:51, 29 June 2022
The transcript of A Helping H.A.M..
Intro
(The episode is set at an office building.)
LOUD EMPLOYEE: Twelve YEARS I've been at this company, Ted, TWELVE! I work nights, weekends, holidays... I haven't even been home to shower in three weeks, smell me!
EMPLOYEE: We appreciate all your hard work...
EMPLOYEE: And that's why I'm getting moved into the basement?!?
("Ted" activates the elevator)
EMPLOYEE: Don't worry. It's a promotion.
(elevator dings and starts dropping at a high speed, plastering LOUD EMPLOYEE )
EMPLOYEE: You don't really work for the Maywell corporation. What you 'really' work for... (LOUD EMPLOYEE drops)
EMPLOYEE: ...is 'this'. (door opens to reveal a futuristic-looking hangar of planes, soldiers shooting at something invisible. "Ted" attaches a new name-card to the Loud Employee and suddenly monsters being shot at and captured appear.
EMPLOYEE: Welcome to H.A.M. Humans Against Magic. (the elevator floor detaches and hovers off carrying both the employees.)
EMPLOYEE: An organization whose sole purpose is to rid the world of magical beings.
(Loud e,ployee and "Ted" pass around a metal orb construction, the camera zooms into the orb, revealing a table of H.A.M. workers.)
LEX: Gentlemen. Despite our efforts we are losing our fight against magic.
LEX: It continues to spread like a disease.